Speans are very tight, norrow legged, stretch jeans. The word comes from the combination of the words "spandex" and "jeans." Speans are commonly worn by punk rockers and can be found in eighties vintage stores.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Spandex Jeans. Mainly designed for those with excessively large muscular thighs, and a plump round badonkadonk.