Dolan Speak is the broken English used by Dolan and his friends in Dolan comics. It is slightly better than the English of the average Facebook user.
Random dude: hey u faget wat u doin?
Other random dude: What? What the hell are you saying?
Random dude: i iz talkin in dolan speak. fak u negur
by General of Brolan Army May 29, 2012
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When characters in The Walking Dead universe begin to give long-winded nonsensical and unrealistic monologues about why the world is different now and why that's okay. It often times is followed by or preceding some other philosophical babble to try and enhance the "philosophically" written dialogue which is mostly anything but. These are usually written by or match the tone directly of Scott M. Gimple. Avid showruiner of The Walking Dead franchise.
Person 1: "Hey, did you watch the new episode of Fear The Walking Dead last night? Did you hear Morgan's speech?"

Person 2: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to 'Gimple-Speak' which infests both shows now."
by HeroesUnite August 08, 2019
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"Tortuga was the name of our snitch. Bean speak for tortoise". - Hank Schrader DEA Agent on the AMC program Breaking Bad
by American Patriot in Blue May 09, 2011
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When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.
Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody
by Charlie Badass November 09, 2017
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Words George W. Bush has made up. Dubya Speak is bad grammar combined with non-existant words.
See htpp://www.dubyaspeak.com
"This is a different kind of war. In the old days you used to say, well, you destroyed so many tanks or airplanes -- we're making progress. That's not the way this war is conducted. They don't have tanks. They've got caves and they've got suiciders." Suiciders is obviously not a word.
by Sashiro November 06, 2004
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A corrupt and hateful organization that views autism as a disease that needs to be cured, in which close-minded moms will end up pouring massive amounts of money into in order to make their children "the perfect child." They view autistic people as sub-humans who are incapable of love and affection, in which they'll end up using torturous methods such as ABA therapy to convert them to acting "normal." This is a pure example of corporate greed as they are using fear mongering techniques in order to gain as much money as possible even though less than 10% of all the money they receive actually goes to helping the families themselves. There's a reason why so many autistics (including me) heavily despise Autism Speaks and that's because they aren't even listening to the actual autistic people themselves. Instead, They decide to listen to the parents, who are often too ignorant to understand how we actually feel.
Pro Tip: Go to Autistic Self Advocacy Network. It is way better than Autism Speaks in every way and doesn't spread hateful messages about autism.
by Dubiks January 16, 2019
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Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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