A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.
Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.
by Cheevless July 10, 2017
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An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.
by Happy Bees April 16, 2011
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Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.
"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"
by Noise Tank January 02, 2005
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Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.
Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.
by af632 August 17, 2012
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Online site for like minded people to gather. Chat-room for chating with fellow spatchers, and forums for sharing views and discussions, share music videos, and pictures. A difference is that unlike other forums where the members never met, spatchy organises activities for members to meet.
by yugekib December 22, 2010
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Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something
by Blouis775 January 05, 2020
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