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A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
by Sean February 26, 2004
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.
Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!
by iPhil November 22, 2011
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the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
by SledgeTheHammer October 02, 2006
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slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain
"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"
by Omega Nova May 05, 2006
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To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.
She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!
by ADignorantium November 29, 2019
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