verb.
ability to be spastic

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.