Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.
Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"
by Stephie-radd-spazem October 27, 2007
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A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara
Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole
by Kiara is a bum August 03, 2018
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a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.
"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".
by timmy spastic July 24, 2011
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Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.
Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
by smokingmole April 07, 2010
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Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
by DampDavy April 24, 2020
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Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine
the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang
by myk January 28, 2005
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when colons go crazy
that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon
by johnjacknamez October 29, 2007
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