Urban Dictionary: spastic

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1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

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spastic

Wildly crazy, can seem like it can get out of control.

I am going spastic. We had a spastic good time. That was spastic.

by SuburbanH July 20, 2017

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1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man

Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags

by Super_Spastic October 06, 2003

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SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition

Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement

by MissPissx April 25, 2016