Urban Dictionary: sparticus

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The coolest kid in the world. His enemy? sNOTicus.
basically yea, sparticus kicks ass.

Kid 1-Hey you know that kid in WHAP?
Kid 2-Sparticus?
Kid 3- Yea, he so totally rocks.

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

random past geezer now manifested in ppl who think they're sparticus, especially me who now has no real name...... :s

by sparticus November 14, 2003

noam. is. sparticus.

he is. what up now schmorgasbored?

by hmm May 22, 2004

What one calls a very large penis. Usually talking in third person

OMG Sparticus is huge!

by tjg2009 September 17, 2009

plateu between your yam-bag and the anal pore.

See also grundle, and taint.

"Dude, my sparticus is leaking!"

by Michael Blumberger September 06, 2004

Evan is sparticus