Urban Dictionary: spanner

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 27, 2005

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Retarded mongaloid

Shut up you spanner

by _[\{< September 11, 2018

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1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

by Michael Falstead October 27, 2007

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a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"

~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"

by Sierra April 18, 2004

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A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 08, 2016

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To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

by hihe April 07, 2003

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i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

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