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a young man who can't get pussy so he's stuck wacking off all the time.
That dude is such a spankboy.
by quizzical8141 December 30, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.
by the dude May 11, 2003
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