masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 19, 2009
by the one and only whtie e-40 February 14, 2007
An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
by Goddamnit James February 07, 2018
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
by Monkey Business March 03, 2011
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

