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A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

An English Springer Spaniel is a breed of dog. It's life usually lasts around 12 - 14 years. As stated in the name, it comes from England. Usually, it's very happy, loving, and intelligent. It has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. It's tail is black with a white dot at the end. A male English Springer Spaniel is usually 48 - 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches - 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 - 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches - 1 ft 8 inches).

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.