So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.
Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.
"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.
"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.
by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010
A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.
Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"
"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."
"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."
by TheDracoMalfoy January 1, 2016
by bunchbiccedcunts May 13, 2015
a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.
a. 'How are you spangle?'
b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'
b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'
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