1) The sound of someone being hit in the face, or over the head, with a shovel. Onomatapoeic.
2) The act of doing this - hence spanging, spanged, spanger.
2) The act of doing this - hence spanging, spanged, spanger.
"'E was like, "Your bird's a right munter!", but I've got me shovel 'andy, so I goes SPANG! Right in the chops. Wicked."
by Him. July 02, 2004
by Rankin June 15, 2004
1) n. The sound of someone being hit in the face by a spade. v. the act of doing this.
2) n. Someone whose natural features are disfigured and contorted such that they resemble a person that has been spanged, either as a result of spanging or through poor genetic inheritance.
2) n. Someone whose natural features are disfigured and contorted such that they resemble a person that has been spanged, either as a result of spanging or through poor genetic inheritance.
Dude, I know you were so absolutely munted that even Margaret Thatcher would've seemed hot, but jeez, how could you? She was a total spang! I mean, like, I'd rather ravish your mother a thousand times than even contemplate what you did last night ...
by The Filthy One June 02, 2005
by mike February 12, 2004
1) To ejaculate semen inside a female anus. (verb)
2) Said semen, when ejaculated inside a female anus. (noun)
2) Said semen, when ejaculated inside a female anus. (noun)
by Psychobenzaprine December 02, 2006
Female genitalia.
This particular synonym appears to originate in a UK car magazine called Redline, where they issues naked top trump cars censored with the word 'spang'.
This particular synonym appears to originate in a UK car magazine called Redline, where they issues naked top trump cars censored with the word 'spang'.
by Someone else March 23, 2005