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An asshole dressed in Spandex; typically seated on a bicycle, though spandholes represent many sports. Always male.
That spandhole just ran me off the sidewalk! or

Those spandholes think they own the road.
by webfrau July 15, 2011
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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