Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.
Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
by mememe626 November 18, 2009
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About 18 years
Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span
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afriendsion span is your Attention span when it comes to friends.
e.g i wouldnt get too friendly with anne she has a very short afriendsion span.
ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.
ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.
by pansyprincess June 22, 2007
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Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."
Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019
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by AkrielG May 11, 2010
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An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009
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