Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Life span of an idiot

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Life span of an idiot

by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022

Life span of a retard

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

by $peek-EliZ September 5, 2022

short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted

OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.

by Idontknowcomputer November 23, 2013

Attention Span Olympics

metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.

by free2invent December 9, 2010

Life span of a weirdo

They usually live from 11-13

The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years

by Idi0t345 May 11, 2021

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009