by prizedflavor January 27, 2010
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The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots
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Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
by FreeCottonCandy August 01, 2010
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Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
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when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings
someone is easily distracted
someone is easily distracted
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The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.
I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.
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