When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.
marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"
callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"
marc: "mind if i join you?"
callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."
marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."
callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"
marc: "mind if i join you?"
callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."
marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."
by staygold47 April 15, 2010
Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023
Very clean and neat. Spotlessly clean and well looked after; neat, tidy, orderly, well kept, shipshape, in apple-pie order; immaculate, uncluttered, trim, spruce.
If people can keep their houses spick and span, there is no reason for them to litter in public just because it is a shared space.
The previous resident has left owing more in unpaid service charge than the flat is worth. Now, spick and span, it will fetch, he hopes, £60 in rent a week.
If the rallies are organized for some VIP from the ruling party, the city looks spick and span for a day and artificial flower gardens spring up over night. The various roads are festooned with party flags and colourful hoardings, which lend colour to our drab and dull city.
The previous resident has left owing more in unpaid service charge than the flat is worth. Now, spick and span, it will fetch, he hopes, £60 in rent a week.
If the rallies are organized for some VIP from the ruling party, the city looks spick and span for a day and artificial flower gardens spring up over night. The various roads are festooned with party flags and colourful hoardings, which lend colour to our drab and dull city.
by STAR AR15 September 13, 2022
Why can't more people watch C-Span?
by Clutterofmass March 17, 2019
by DuckButter01 April 20, 2009
The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.
As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."
As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."
by Sturdypants April 24, 2007