the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.
marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"
callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"
marc: "mind if i join you?"
callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."
marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."
callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"
marc: "mind if i join you?"
callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."
marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."
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Why can't more people watch C-Span?
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The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.
As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."
As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."
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Common racist household phrase against Hispanics that means something is very clean. (Related to how there are more Hispanics that take cleaning jobs). The slur “Spick” for Mexicans and “Span” referring to Hispanics.
Mom: you cleaned this room good! It’s spick and span.
Teenager: That’s racist mom! You and your white privilege and choosing to be ignorant :’(
Teenager: That’s racist mom! You and your white privilege and choosing to be ignorant :’(
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