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"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"
by Marzipan March 26, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!
do u want to fight with my spam dagger?
by Andy December 15, 2003
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When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed
"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"
by Bryoan February 18, 2012
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