Urban Dictionary: spam banjo's

Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.

...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night

by Spam Banjo March 13, 2006

The piece of skin between a mans rectum and testicles

Fuck me! my spam banjo's itching like fuck after a night with the local slag!

by Hessay April 15, 2003