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Faux milk, that has been mingled with spice
This spalk is spicy but thinly vailed in its attempt to counterfeit actual spiced milk.
by Ghaldia March 07, 2005
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.
A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."
by Jbags June 29, 2006
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