Faux milk, that has been mingled with spice

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

Made from joining the two words: said, and talk together.

Speak is an irregular verb, and its' past tense is spoke, whereas, talk is a regular verb and its' past tense is talked. By joining these two words, you can avoid confusion of choosing which one to use when you are conversing with someone else.
Can be used as spalk/spalking/spalked