Spaghooter is pronounced (Spa-goo-ter), not (Spag-hooter) or (Spage-hooter).
Spaghooter is a powerful being not to be reckoned with.
Spaghooter is a king of dank may-mays and will provide his team with top quality may-mays
Spaghooter is a clutch/awp god and will not let his team down

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Spaghetti for the mentally challenged.