an orgasm achieved while in a 107 degree spa when it is already over 100 degrees outside after diving in an 8.5 foot pool for change. you'll feel a chill and then... spagasm.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.