by another word for ejaculate June 08, 2015
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013
by belsmith the belsniff June 09, 2015
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 09, 2007
stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner
used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's
used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's
got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest
by richard November 09, 2004