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The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 04, 2012
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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