To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

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when someone cums somewhere

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.