Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.
Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?
Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?
Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019
Similar to a Queen of Spades but instead of a woman being interested in only black men, it refers to a gay male. Usually , but not limited to, a submissive male.
by Kilroy108 May 17, 2018
A term for a woman or women that fuck black men only. Sometimes they will get a tattoo of a black spade marking them out to black guys as being blacked only
Jane walked into the bar - exposing her tattooed ankle of a black spade she sat down next to 3 blackmen , one of the black guys nudged his friend and whispered "hey, shes a spaded lady / ies"
by Hephaestus June 04, 2007
A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
by No Derps March 08, 2015
SG Ace of Spades or Spades Gang are a clan full of chads that can hack, nuke and raid people. Come join Spades uh because yes
by Do be JoSh October 08, 2020