A spastic retard

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.