Urban Dictionary: spacktard

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Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

Jul 31 Word of the Day

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 13, 2005

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

by Bryanttie April 06, 2009

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010