to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.

To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....