A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.
Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"
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1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
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The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.

Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
by ke6isf November 07, 2003
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An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
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IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.
“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”
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A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.
The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.
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Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
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