Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017
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1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name
Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.
by Jprattmac November 24, 2016
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When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.
I like to browse through my Tinder Souvenirs, it makes me feel better on a lonely night.
by kama4q March 27, 2021
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