classified being apart of the human race the big nasty is also a descendant of the sasquatch family ranging from 6'2-6'8 in height and may weight from300-450 pounds, characteristics include but are not limited to ; large amounts of body hair typically bearded, rancid body oder ,most commonly big nasty's will have dried tobacco juice in there beards . The big nasty can typically be found near or close by Taco Bell restaurants ,they are also known to snatch bags from customers ; Domesticated breads may drive four wheel drive trucks and use tobacco products unlike its south-western cousin the cachino-grande the southern big nasty may also be a productive member of the work force . when approaching a big nasty Ferrell or domestic you should use extra caution ,due to there small genitalia they may be aggressive .
I was having a pic-nick with my family and a southern big nasty attacked us and stole all of our food from taco bell and then it took a picture of my wife and ran off into the woods .
by rich26 December 24, 2014
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