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A town of destruction, chaos, and cheap hookers. 99.89 of the population is Puerto Rican. It is said that 90 percent of white catholic Americans were beaten up at one point in their lives. In Southbridge you can find many bright people, such as those who live at a handicap house, oh man these guys are fun. The Public school students are insanely smart, whether it be remembering to bring drugs and alcohol to all "homies" or coming up with new retarded insults to call guys who go to Trinity Catholic Academy.

Lots of wiggers live in this beautiful town. One shining example are those at the top national school of Mary E. Wells Junior high school. The morals these people have are outstanding and upholding.

whether being insulted, raped, verbally abused, or just plain getting the fuck beaten out of you, Southbridge is the place for you!
Southbridge Wigger: Hey fucking bitch, what the fuck you looking at you fucking slut. I'll fuck you up in the mouth, smack the shit out of you, you hoe. Fuck off bitch, before i pop you in the fucking face.

Southbridge Citizen: what the fuck...
by boom shock a lacka October 21, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A district in Wilmington, Delaware that is south of the Christiana river. Quite possibly the worst neighborhood in the entire state. Very very ghetto, full of porch-monkeys, and burnt out town-houses. Has more abandoned houses then people actually living in them. The people there all live on welfare or sell/do drugs before ending up in prison. Avoid this area at all costs.
Fred: I got lost in Wilmington and ended up in Southbridge!! Some gangbanger tried to sell me crack!
Dwayne: Shit, that must of been scary!
by Metalhead83 August 23, 2011
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A small town in South-central MASS. Known for the American Optical (AO) and United Lens. Has wonderful people and is always in Compitition with Sturbridge (the town over). The kids are tough and hard working. For more information visit infosouthbridge.org
Southbridge is a nice place to be.
by ducks69 April 12, 2009
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