South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.
Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
by Rebootie July 7, 2006
South Jersey is a mix of rednecks and blacks. Diners and dive bars. If you live in South Jersey you didnt watch sports center for 2 months after the eagles lost the superbowl. You know you say words wierd and no you north jersey scum bag i wont say "water" again, so u can giggle with you blow out and soul patch on your chin somewhere else. You know that you dont EVER stop while navigating a circle. You know at least 5 hot chicks at ur school that work at the local diner (prolly the philly diner) You get confused about what is central and what is north jersey because you consider anything north of you house north jersey.
by John Wilkes May 20, 2006
"Say-owth Jurzee" is a place where rednecks with a bad Jersey attitude reside. "Wooder" not "water". The accent is a hybrid of southern and Philly. Extremely annoying to listen to. Irrational support of all sports teams except for those in their own home state of New Jersey. People think they can drive better than anyone else here, but the fact is, the land is straight, flat, well lit, and not very complex compared to other areas such as North Jersey. Thinks "North Jersey" is Tom's River. Will make fun of people from North Jersey, but have never in fact traveled away from the South to see for themselves. In many instances, the North is a scary place for the pineys. Most people are illiterate. Trying to decipher a text from one of these people will cause you to lose a dangerous amount of brain cells. If not in college after high school, South Jersey kids will immediately have one to several illegitimate children. Jobs/housing/vehicles/significant others/life goals/etc. usually change on a monthly to weekly basis. Low income, yet everyone still has money to buy cigarettes and booze. They are proud to use WaWa's for everything, which means paying a higher price for convenience. Usually content to live off of federal aid throughout their lifetime. People never think more than about 5 minutes ahead of what they are doing, and even that is a stretch. A "Do it in the Pines" bumper sticker is not uncommon to see on the back of a rusted-out, lifted, diesel ford or dodge pickup truck.
"What exactly are you doing in the Pines?"
South Jersey is the place to be! For about the first five minutes.
South Jersey is the place to be! For about the first five minutes.
by caudaeequina December 23, 2011
South Jersey is pretty much anything south of I-195. It's Jerzy not Joizy, hoagie not sub, pork roll not tailored ham, wooder not water, and jimmies not sprinkles. Taxes are cheaper, and Wawa reigns supreme. We're home to America's playground, Atlantic City, and the shore, not beach, shore. We hate North Jersey, and we know that we should be the 51st state. The only thing North and South have in common is Jersey attitude.
South Jersey is way better then North Jersey, oh sorry, North "Joizy" because North "Joizy" sucks tailored ham (or pork roll so everyone can understand).
by Radioactive Llama September 9, 2014
south jersey hicks have southern accents, drive around in rusty old pick ups to the purposly loud, over exagerated pimped out ones equipped with any kind of light you can think of with lots of stickers(including the confederate flag bumper sticker) usually has an expensive paint job. they are loud, annoying, stubborn, obnoxious,and unfourtunately have the brain the size of an acorn. Likes to ride quades or any type of vehicle that has a motor with a confederate flag on the back , most likely a racist dumb ass.
ashley: did you see those "south jersey hicks" riding in the back of that truck with the confederate flag?
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
by smilez81 August 3, 2010
Waterproofing contractors that service South Jersey.
by Paul Thornton November 6, 2007
A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.
by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003