"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.

When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.

In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...

A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.

When you ride a midget; hard

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.