The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

A short fat dick, a chode

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.