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(Also spelled "sorority")
Members of these types of groups often partake in drug and alcohol binges, unprotected sex with multiple partners, bulimia, and general whorities. They are sluts who are content with screwing whatever walking penis happens to supply them with enough alcohol (penises get bones points for belonging to a "fraternity"). They live shallow existences, and lie to themselves about qualities like:
Being virtuous
Having honor
Being trustworthy
Having integrity
Being "ladies"
Members of these types of groups often partake in drug and alcohol binges, unprotected sex with multiple partners, bulimia, and general whorities. They are sluts who are content with screwing whatever walking penis happens to supply them with enough alcohol (penises get bones points for belonging to a "fraternity"). They live shallow existences, and lie to themselves about qualities like:
Being virtuous
Having honor
Being trustworthy
Having integrity
Being "ladies"
Sorwhority Skank 1: I got sooooo drunk last night!
Sorwhority Skank 2: Really? Me Too!
Sorwhority Skank 1: Did you get laid?
Sorwhority Skank 2: I don't really remember, but, probably!
Sorwhority Skank 1: Oh my God, me too!!!
Sorwhority Skank 1 & 2: Sisters!
Sorwhority Skank 1: I feel so virtuous and ladylike!
Sorwhority Skank 2: Let's go to Church!
Sorwhority Skank 1: OK!!!
Sorwhority Skank 2: Can I copy your (insert random upper division comm. class here) homework afterward?
Sorwhority Skank 1: Sure! What do I care about academic integrity?
Sorwhority Skank 2: Really? Me Too!
Sorwhority Skank 1: Did you get laid?
Sorwhority Skank 2: I don't really remember, but, probably!
Sorwhority Skank 1: Oh my God, me too!!!
Sorwhority Skank 1 & 2: Sisters!
Sorwhority Skank 1: I feel so virtuous and ladylike!
Sorwhority Skank 2: Let's go to Church!
Sorwhority Skank 1: OK!!!
Sorwhority Skank 2: Can I copy your (insert random upper division comm. class here) homework afterward?
Sorwhority Skank 1: Sure! What do I care about academic integrity?
by The AntiGreek March 15, 2005
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020