to be like Ken, to say you are not coming into work jokingly and then really not showing up

A word used for when you fuck up horribly and you can't do shit about it, and then the person loves you again after when you say the word.

a word british people use way too much (and i would know because im british)

1: when you knock something over, break something or injure someone
2: if you didnt hear what someone said
3: an even politer way of saying excuse me (or combine both - sorry excuse me do you have a sec)
4: if you are late
5: if someone has died
6: if someone is in your way
7: if someone has annoyed you(sorry could i speak to the manager please)
8: if someone is disrespecting you
9: if you dont understand something (sorry?)
10: if you are actually sorry for something

Often preceded by the word "so" is an overused term used as a desperate attempt to obtain absolution usually following the cause of irreparable damage to a person's propperty.

When you do something wrong and apologise, meaning you won’t do it again and are being truthful when saying YOU WONT DO IT AGAIN

Sorry