by c owen May 03, 2008
A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
by Person of the FTW November 01, 2010
There are many different types of hoes. A sophisticated hoe is a girl, typically a puerto Rican from the Bronx, that knows how to get what she wants out of a man without providing him with anything sexual in return.
Mark: "baby, you want to get some papa johns tonight? I have a 10% off coupon, but they will only take it if you go on a date with the delivery guy.." Jen: "que pasa?? Nah I ain't that typa girl, do I look like some ordinary hoe to you? I'm a sophisticated hoe..."
by Drewc April 10, 2015
A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.
by Angel of the Morning February 06, 2020
An amusing, inspiring, fun-loving, and swagger-ridden bosslady who is mentally gifted and also fine as hell.
by MKWB3 February 17, 2016
by Trev Tumm July 02, 2007

