Jul 5 Word of the Day
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... πŸ˜…"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that πŸ˜…"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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moran who is in love with shainul and is obsessed with pooti
by Soomer June 17, 2003
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Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021
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