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Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?
by Dexter Rutecki January 06, 2020
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A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.

Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”

Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later
You “Too busy sonking people”
by Sonk12345 April 24, 2019
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1. To insult a person and humiliate to the point where oneself is forced into denial and quickly retreats to a safer, quieter refuge; to "Diss" and "Dismiss".

2.To engage in sexual intercourse where the male partner prematurely ejaculates and then takes the used condom and slaps it in the female partner's face.
1. Ishned Farime " sonked " me by calling me a cracker and made me leave the theater.

2. Did you see Laura " sonk " Jeffrey after school today?

3. Last Friday night, Joe " sonked " Sally so bad that he broke the skin on her cheek.
by Corey a.k.a. Pound Cake February 25, 2004
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A beautiful alternative way to "sucks" as created by ChaoticNoxx.
by DarkHoodoo May 18, 2018
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When you accidentally type "sink" wrong amd end up with sonk instead
I really have to fuckimg pee, but Mia khalifa is using the bathroom. MOVE THE DISHES BITCH IM PEEING IN THE SONK
by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
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