May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1) A band with a name that has to do with a sound and young people. 2) A band very rarely hear by common people, but they rule so much ass!
My Sonic Youth can kick your Blink 182 ass!
by That Guy June 26, 2003
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Sonic Youth have played here 5 times, but i've missed all 5 concerts.
by Hannah Is A Man January 25, 2004
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The oldest band out there with "Youth" in the title. But they own my ass, your ass, and all ass everywhere at any time.
"Sonic Youth has provided the soundtrack to my life and they do still be still rockin it live from 9 t 5 with RATHER RIPPED. Hell yeah-uh!"
by SeaBat June 09, 2006
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sonic youth owns all your alt rocking asses hailing as the best alt rock band since 1982
sonic youth or die fucker
by keith June 22, 2003
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