when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Singular of wypipo/ scourge of the earth. Calls the police on every squirrel, tree, and black person they can find ‘dangerously’ eating a waffle

When someone doesn’t know what to say/ if they’re annoyed

used to describe a teenager

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

The only insult worse than ur dad lesbian

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep