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1.Someone who loves pakistan a lot, but is sadly a somalian.

These type of people wish to marry a pakistani in the future.

2. A mixed race Somalian and Pakistani
Has issues with deep fried chicken and leather.
e.g

Sue was a somalistani
by purple30 January 07, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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