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THIS BEING IS NIETHER HUMAN NOR HERMIT, HE IS A SOLTOISE.
This small retiring creature spends alot of its energy playing with choke.
on the DEcoy living room floor he enjoys such delicacies as cookies(or crack to the averge tort) and cucumbers. beware this beast is fearsum, he'll have your eye out perry!
The whole jungle freeze in their tracks wen they hear the soltoise's mating call;
neeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by jeffry archer June 05, 2003
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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A pale, hermit-like creature that will only leave its lair when its ran out of things to pwn, and it has the chance to salivate at the sight of alien beauties (_any_ women)

It's mating call is a distinctive "nnnggghhhhhhh, im too stoned to pwn"
Nah, solid couldnt come to the pub he had a clanmatch
by bronsonite June 04, 2003
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