A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.

Mostly native to Philadelphia and surrounding areas, this species survives on afterhours bars, Urban Outfitters and Puma clothing, Open SPARKS bars, and the rare partytrainanthem dance beats. The term 'soldier' is utilized to keep away non-rad-party-poopers. Easily spotted in coffeeshops, vintage stores, and record stores, provided they think they have a good haircut.

A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

To be submerged in a fifty-five gallon drum filled with tapioca pudding and butt fucked by a female midget with a rake

An enemy in a game that is immune to the players standard attacks but only appears in areas where the player is given the tools to defeat them

This is a reference to the PS1 game Spyro the dragon. The tin soldier being an enemy that appears in one area where the player is provided with a special power up that strengthens their fire attack to be able to take it down