The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
by Lara November 01, 2003
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when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out
the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.
by lalala November 03, 2003
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when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
by the_rhino December 15, 2003
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1. An energy attack, espoused by the ancillary characters of the cartoon series Dragon Ball Z, used to confuse opponents with a bright flash of light.
2. A social construct based upon the above definition, useable at parties when one wants to stop talking to a group of people.
Instead of explicitly stating his intention to walk over there, Rick used a solar flare.
by ZMoneyy January 09, 2012
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Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 01, 2010
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The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.
by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 28, 2018
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