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When you pull your dick out on a random girl and claim to the cops that you know her.
Friend 1: " Dude, the cops are looking for you. They say you pulled your dick out on a woman at walmart."

Friend 2: "Wtf. I thought it was my ex-girlfriend?"

Friend 1: "OMG. Don't lie bro, you are such a Soguard!"
by BabySweat October 23, 2015
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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