A SoG or "Sea of Green" is a growing technique used by many cannabis growers which maximizes the amount of plants which can be grow in an area, usually four per square foot. In SoG the focus isn't on getting the largest yield and most colas that you can off of one plant, the idea is to focus one the on large cental cola and maybe a few small other colas. Clones from a mother plant are suggested for SoG grows.

Jizzing your pants while lauging.

When the paper straw you suck your beverage up with goes wet and soggy causing discomfort to your taste and life

A well-known manufacturer of survival & combat knives.

The abbreviated term for Soggy Biscuit as a "SOG" gets emotional when referred to by this term.
1- Someone who simps over a different girl every week before realising they're out of his league.
2- Someone who believes they're a psychologist and calculates his every move.
3- A lad who prefers the company of the opposite sex, a gay best friend if you will.

when you've almost finished your cereal and the little bits that didn't get eaten go soggy from the milk.

SOG refers to Sneak Out Gang. Sneak Out Gang is a highly trained special ops branch of the shithead military. This elite group deals with the most chaotic and dangerous species known to man “thots”. Casualties are to be expected. Only the most elite tactical shitheads are fit to join the superior defense force.